My year month by month!

January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
Well..... what did you expect!!

AmDram

Last night my Mum, myself and our friend went to see a play put on by our local players.
The play was hilariously funny and well acted, there were a couple of forgotten lines (I have seen David Suchet in a play and forget his lines) and an almost dropped lace "Loin cloth!" (Every one roared with laughter at that too) In the interval the non acting members of the players came round with teas coffees and biscuits, all included in the price of the ticket and collected the cups away too.
A really enjoyable evening no queue's for the loo or for extortionately priced ice creams a brilliant performance and all for the non bank breaking price of £8.
 It seems to me the theatres have become out priced and ever more highbrow, to mention nothing of the fact that if you are not a "Member" of the theatre your chances of getting any tickets is super slim.
So with that in mind I shall pay the price of a theatre ice cream and get a ticket a cup of tea and a biscuit and a great performance.
May there be many more to come!

Gutted!

When your best friend sends you a message saying she has seen some one so you think she has traveled all the way down south from up north. Then she sends you a photo of a van with that persons name on it, a coincidence and funny but still a bit gutted that she hasn't come down to stay!
Miss ya Northern Bird!

What do horses get up to when there is no one else around?

APPARENTLY, THEY DANCE!

Sorry Father!

Today the parishioners of our old church and the new one have been told of my husbands transfer, at last it is out in the open, but that isn't what I want to talk about, I want to steal a little bit of the sermon!! Stealing from a priest. . . . ! There is an old saying that goes.. Why worry about loads of things, there is no need, after all you only need to worry about two things... being healthy or being ill, and if you are healthy you don't need to worry! If you are ill you only need to worry about two things..... if you will get better or if you will die! If you get better there is nothing to worry about, if you die there are only two things to worry about..... if you will go to heaven or if you will go to hell! If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about, if you go to hell you will be so busy chatting to all your friends you wont have time to worry anyway! So there you have it. Don't worry be happy.

Thank Crunchie its Friday

.....The week end is here!

The algebra murderer!

Yesterday I had a panicking text message from Beth wanting to know what was written on the wall outside our house, when I told her what 20+C+M+B+11 (which is what she was on about) meant, she laughed, "I thought we had been picked out by the Algebra Murderer", she said, then added "I think I have been watching too much CSI".
Gotta love your kids (even though she is 20! and the daughter of a priest!!)

Naughty.....

The above post appeared on our notice board at work. A little rude but rather amusing......and probably true!

The Marathon!

Today Beth has a friend over and the whole of their day is to be spent doing a marathon.... I would like to point out that her friend has a back and ankle injury and has been going stir crazy at home for the last three weeks. Still the marathon seemed to be in order, the pair of them prepared well, plenty of coke to drink and some sustenance for the marathon ahead of them, pringles, chipsticks and the old favorite... Dairy milk chocolate!! Oh yes this would see them through the miles and miles .................................. ......................................................................................................... of disc footage of Johnny Depp films that they were about to take on, they started off with Sweeney Todd, then Chocolat then threw 300 into the pot for good measure then back to Johnny for Pirates of the Caribbean 1. they did also stop half way for a roast dinner. Well done girls.

Election

I know more about the ministry of magic than I do about the houses of parliament.
That is the title of a group on facebook, I joined the group just as a laugh, but then realised that it is probably true! whats more its probably true about a lot of the people who will be voting at this up coming election. Rather a worrying thought really....I mean Cornelius Fudge didn't do a very good job when he was minister for magic, and Dumbledore is dead..... that just leaves Percy Weasley and we all know what a jobsworth he is! Ahh well I guess we will have to stick to, Brown, Cameron or Clegg...... maybe one of the two that aren't elected could run for Minister of Magic! now theres a thought.

Crash!

Husband walking into the sitting room: My computer has just crashed!
Blonde Bird sat using my old laptop: Yeah I drove past it down the road one car was on its roof!
Me Lit'lun and Husband in unison: Huh? hahahahahahahahahahahah

Now you all know why she is called the Blonde Bird!
Luv you.

Enough said!

Inner peace

I have found inner peace,
the way I do this is to finish the things I start.
I looked round this morning and saw the things I had started......
so I finished.......
the vodka, the Baileys,some red wine, the ice cream and the Valium!
You have no idea how peaceful I feel now!!!



Disclaimer: this is a joke!!!

Dopey!!

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I leave him in bed!

Sometimes I wake up sleepy 'cos grumpy has kept me awake all night, the rest of the time I wonder what the hell the 7 dwarfs are doing in my bed!!